What They Never Tell You About Having Children

“Mama did you tee-tee again?” my two-year-old asks, as he bursts through the bathroom door assessing whether my “potty time” had been successful. “Yes, son.” I replied, with less irritation in my tone than I actually felt. “Great job!” he exclaimed excitedly, and ran out of the room hollering, “I’ll go get you a sticker mommy!”   Wonderful, I thought, with my eyes rolled heavenward. Instead of a sticker, could I just potty in private? Before children, or even while I was pregnant, no one ever told me  I’d never go to the bathroom alone again. No one. Of course, now that … Continue reading What They Never Tell You About Having Children