Having a baby sounds like such a magical world. Who wouldn’t want a sweet little combination of two people in love? Sure you’ve heard the stories about sleep deprivation, laundry piles, and the never-ceasing worry, but it’s so worth it. And that’s true. But here’s the thing—those babies grow into medium-sized humans. And you’re still responsible for them.
I think my son said it best while we were navigating our latest parenting course with the 11-year-old. “Parenting is like riding a bike . . . except the bike is on fire.”
Truth. So much truth. So while it is absolutely worth it, there are a few things to consider before you decide to jump in to reproducing. You’re NOT ready to be a parent if . . .
- You aren’t willing to ask for or accept help.
- You can’t function on less than six hours of sleep.
- You love your own agenda, schedule, and daily life and don’t want to alter is drastically.
- You are only able to pee or poop by yourself with no audience.
- You take everything personally.
- You can’t allow your child to make his or her own mistakes and learn from the consequences.
- You won’t give your child consequences.
- You can’t say, “I’m sorry. I was wrong.”
- You won’t accept that your child is not perfect.
- You aren’t willing to love someone with all your being, yet hate them at the same time and still stick around.
- You think you are the perfect parent.
- You can’t listen to, “I hate you! You ruined my life!” after doling out consequences and laugh it off knowing you are actually doing what’s best.
- You aren’t consistent.
- You plan on continuing the “party life” after children.
- Your social life means everything to you and is your first priority.
- You think your friendships will always stay the same and will never grow and change.
- You think having children will be the answer to make you happy.
- You aren’t ready to be the most unselfish person on the planet.
- You aren’t willing to display adult behavior in every relationship you have with others.
- You plan to neglect your relationship with your significant other.
- You aren’t willing to ask for or accept help. (Yes this was already on here. But the words, “It takes a village to raise a child” are absolutely true.)
But there’s hope. You ARE ready to be a parent if . . .
- You are willing to do whatever it takes to put the needs of your child before your own.
Kids need stability, consistency, and parents willing to ask for and accept help. They need love. They need to see you model adult behaviors because they learn from watching you. Parenting is the scariest roller coaster you’ll ever be on. Hang on tight and don’t let go.
Welcome to the parenting club. Oh, and I’ll let you in on a little secret . . . none of us know what we are doing.