The whole hair thing – Okay. This is where it gets more serious than measly little joints. I read like EVERY book under the sun about ‘motherhood’ and ‘pregnancy’ not one of them explained my hair would never be the same! Sure there was ‘hair loss’ but it’s more than that! Send help! Send the Calvary with hair masks! I’m about to become Britney circa ’09 and take the umbrella and beat myself in the head until bad hair is erased from my memory. I understand the ‘mom cut’ now. You know how I know? I have it. I’m going to get pregnant again just so I can look like I’m in a Herbal Essence commercial. Let’s move on shall we? 

Jennifer Smith

Jennifer used to be a sexy, tattooed 'barstar'/party girl. Now, she is a proud domesticated quarter of a century blogging housewife, with a definite flair for the dramatic side! She's a self proclaimed 'Lactivist' & pro attachment parent mama to Anastasia! Check out her blog at