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To The Girl Who Flipped Me Off at Starbucks – Bless Your Sweet Heart

To The Girl Who Flipped Me Off at Starbucks - Bless Your Sweet Heart www.herviewfromhome.com

Hey girl, thanks for flipping me off in the Starbucks drive-thru today.

I get it, you’re super important and under-caffeinated. I like how your front bumper tried to kiss mine as we played chicken coming from two different directions. Thing is, I’m gonna pretend you told me I’m number one.

Listen, I’ve got 4 boys and zero tolerance. And I come to fancy coffee houses about 3 times a year so forgive me for not knowing that you should get your coffee 24 seconds before I do.

Today is a good day and I won’t let you wreck it. I’ve got Kohl’s cash, kids in school, and a mocha coming my way.

So I’m going to apologize to Jesus for bad thoughts I had about you as I smiled and waved at you.

And I’m probably being passive aggressive in doing so, but I’m gonna be one of those people who pays for your much-needed venti latte with whip.

You’re welcome and have a nice day.

About the author

Debbie Wilkins Baisden

Debbie is a mom to 4 boys (Paul, Brad, Andrew, and Joshua, or “PBAndJ” for short). Unexpectedly widowed in 2012, Debbie’s world was turned upside down. Clinging to God, her stay-at-home mom days in suburbia now demanded a paying job. Instead of returning to the classroom, she decided that Chapter 2 of life meant pursuing her passion of all things fitness and nutrition. She enjoys helping women look and feel their best. Debbie remarried in 2014 and lives in North Carolina.